LOLS are where the home is

Did you read the title? It explains my goal. Funny things. Its quite simple really. Funny things may or may not be reblogged. Alternatively, I will post things that make fun of people I know. You may not get the jokes, but trust me, they are there.
Verka Serduchka

—Dancing Lasha Tumbai

edwardspoonhands:

auntytimblr:

thirtywhacks:

sazzlepops:

still the best Eurovision song

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don’t even argue with me

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just accept it

they were fucking robbed, still mad about this like 7 or 8 years later

This song is all I’ve ever wanted to be in life. 

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Always happy when this comes back around on the dash…

(Source: holepsi)

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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(via lelouch-vi-britannia)

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

(Source: elkane, via lelouch-vi-britannia)

interdistraction:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

This isn’t quite correct, but mostly because Tengwar (elvish script) is phonetic. So, for example, there is no x because you’d just use k and s, since that’s all x is. Similarly, th is a single unique sound, and in fact there is a hard and soft th that latin alphabet doesn’t distinguish between, so there are actually two different tengwar for th.

There is also slight difference between the Sindarin and Quenya alphabet and language. Without getting too much into it, the main difference being that Quenya put the vowel mark (tehtar) on the consonant before the vowel, as seen above, and Sindarin puts the tehtar on the consonant after.

More info found here.

That being said, this is absolutely a fine adaptation to make writing English easier, I’m just way to large of a nerd to let a technically incorrect LoTR fact pass my dash uncorrected. Also, even with your writing system, the last picture spells godo luck. Assuming you meant good luck, you’d double the tehtar on the g instead of also putting one on the d.

(via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

Appropriate times to yell “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”

raptorific:

  • Bus or subway drove by when you were like two fucking steps away
  • Dropped a tray of food in public
  • Passing car drives through a puddle and splashes you
  • A genetically engineered, 300-year-old dictator has just left you, as you left him… as you left her… marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet… buried alive. Buried alive.
  • Soda explodes on you

(via totallynotagentphilcoulson)